Aspiring Pilot Gifts

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'You can't be a pilot if you're colour blind, Rex.'

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'

City Airport: Learn to Fly

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

What else is there to wish for?

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

More jets.

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Angel learning to fly...

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Graduation Day at Drone School

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

'Man In the Moon'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Secret travel agent. Man in black says: 'I could tell you about budget city breaks, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"