Aspiring Pilot Mugs

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'

City Airport: Learn to Fly

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

What else is there to wish for?

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

More jets.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Angel learning to fly...

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Graduation Day at Drone School

Why men stopped going to the moon.

'Man In the Moon'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

Secret travel agent. Man in black says: 'I could tell you about budget city breaks, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"