Drone Pilot Wannabe Mugs

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

Entomology Reference

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Drone warfare...

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"I think it's from accounting."

The next drone flight

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'