Aspiring High-flyers Gifts

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Excess Baggage

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'