Aspiring High-flyers Pillows

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'