High-flyer Hopeful Gifts

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Pilot with champagne.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Private Jet

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Missing you.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

For Sale: Red Arrow

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Back to School

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Multiple Migs

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Skydive

A leap of faith.

'EEEEHA!'

Balloon Musician

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."