Devotional High-flier Gifts

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Private Jet

Parachuting bishop.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Jesus Christ

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

God and His Copilot.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Skydive

A leap of faith.

'EEEEHA!'

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Trapeze artists.

Flying carpets.

Airport Cheerleader

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."