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'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Pilot with champagne.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Private Jet

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Missing you.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

For Sale: Red Arrow

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Back to School

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Multiple Migs

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Skydive

A leap of faith.

'EEEEHA!'

Balloon Musician

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."