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"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Sorry'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Optician and the PI.

Statue fishing.

Becalmed yachts

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Question Mark

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Oceanographers go home'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'