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Astronaut love

"You left this on our ship."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Learner Driver

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

Space rocket hits a star...

One giant bark for dogkind.

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Hayseed at UFO travel.

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Early abductions.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Snowman