Enthusiastic Astronaut Prints

Astronaut love

"You left this on our ship."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Learner Driver

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'Are we there yet?'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Hayseed at UFO travel.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

One giant bark for dogkind.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Space rocket hits a star...

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

Britain's first official astronaut.

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'