Space Traveler At Heart Prints

One thing he had learned since his abduction was that human intelligence was not so highly regarded everywhere.

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

UFO crashes, GPS says 'recalculating'.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Alien with Face Mask

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

Time Machine Collision

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Learner Driver

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."