Space Traveler At Heart Gifts

One thing he had learned since his abduction was that human intelligence was not so highly regarded everywhere.

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

UFO crashes, GPS says 'recalculating'.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Alien with Face Mask

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Learner Driver

A Space Walk

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Take me to your feeder,'