Space Tourist Dreamer Gifts

Blue Origin

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Learner Driver

UFO Shelter

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.