Space Daydreamer Gifts

If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Hot Air Balloon

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Shoot For The Moon

Newborn Cosmonaut

UFO Shelter

"I don't like the looks of that!"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Learner Driver

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Pole Star

Astronaut

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Disney will flip!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon