Space Dreamer Gifts

"Take me to your leader."

Astronaut School.

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"He plans to move to one of those newly discovered planets capable of supporting life."

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

"I think my 5 years of astronaut training might have been a bit of a waste."

"We're here to promote our asteroid REITs..."

'Not only will I fly, I will fly to the Moon!'

Thor Heyerdahl crossing outer space in a balsa wood raft in order to prove that early people first reached the moon by that method (based on his Kon Tiki expedition)

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

Alien reading postcard.

The First Black Man on the Moon

Cheese in space

Even if you're presdient of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.'

Two astronauts on the moon look up to see a cow jumping over them.

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

Astronaut

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

Space Rocket.

'Moonwalkies.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'

Day One, NASA

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

A rocket to the Moon

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

If you are going to fact check my resume, I embellished the part about being an astronaut.