Space Dreamer Gifts

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'

Astronaut School.

"Take me to your leader."

Thor Heyerdahl crossing outer space in a balsa wood raft in order to prove that early people first reached the moon by that method (based on his Kon Tiki expedition)

"I think my 5 years of astronaut training might have been a bit of a waste."

"He plans to move to one of those newly discovered planets capable of supporting life."

"We're here to promote our asteroid REITs..."

'Somehow our astronauts' eyesight is being damaged. Either it's related to space travel, or a reaction to Tang.'

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

'Not only will I fly, I will fly to the Moon!'

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Even if you're presdient of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.'

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Space Rocket.

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'

A rocket to the Moon

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

The dark side of the Moon

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

Cheese in space

The First Black Man on the Moon

Two astronauts on the moon look up to see a cow jumping over them.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'You know, Jane, there's something in the air that makes me sure our luck's about to change.'

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

If you are going to fact check my resume, I embellished the part about being an astronaut.

Alien reading postcard.