Space Exploration Dreamer Gifts

Satellite guard for Earth left off rocket deliverer.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Save Our Universe

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Shoot For The Moon

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

UFO Shelter

Learner Driver

Alien attack in the 1950s

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"