Space Daydreamer Mugs

If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Hot Air Balloon

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Moon: Made in China

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Learner Driver

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Pole Star

Newborn Cosmonaut

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut

"Disney will flip!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon