Space Travel Dreamers Gifts

'The vehichle itself wasn't so expensive, but the factory delivery charges were huge.'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Flying Sauce Drive Thru

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

UFO Shelter

Learner Driver

Pole Star

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Astronaut

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Disney will flip!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Climbing to the moon...