Space Travel Imaginers Gifts

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Learner Driver

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Broom! Broom!"

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'