Space Travel Imaginers T-Shirts

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Learner Driver

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

First Contact

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"I'm infectious."

"Broom! Broom!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

L.A. Transfer

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."