Space Travel Dreamers Prints

'The vehichle itself wasn't so expensive, but the factory delivery charges were huge.'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Flying Sauce Drive Thru

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Pole Star

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Learner Driver

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Disney will flip!"