Jet-setting Dreamers Prints

Excess Baggage

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

Flight nap

A return to Mars.

Flying Sauce Drive Thru

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Rocket sponsorship

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."