Jet-setting Dreamers Mugs

Excess Baggage

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Scanner Of Love.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Hell: The Airport"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

A return to Mars.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Flight nap

Flying Sauce Drive Thru

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Rocket sponsorship

"Your pilot is still de-icing."