Jet-setting Daydreamer Mugs

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Learner Driver

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Scary Face at Window

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Travel Scenes

'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'

"B*****d!"

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"