Sky-high Dreamers Mugs

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

My Hero

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Born to rock.

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Multiple Migs

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"