Jetsetter Dreams Prints

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Airport Bored Rooms

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Hell: The Airport"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Dog on a plane.

Airline Mergers.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"