Space Traveler Wannabe Gifts

'Now, then...when did you want to schedule your next abduction?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Dr. Roo.

Save Our Universe

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Learner Driver

Newborn Cosmonaut

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

First Contact

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

'Take me to your feeder,'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'