Space Traveler Hopeful Gifts

Putin

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Save Our Universe

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Newborn Cosmonaut

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Learner Driver

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Are we there yet?'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

First Contact