Space Traveler Hopeful Gifts

Putin

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Newborn Cosmonaut

Learner Driver

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

First Contact

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'