Future Astronaut Enthusiast Prints

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Teenagers!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Save Our Universe

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'