Future Astronauts Prints

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Field Trip!

". . . another t-minus 60 minutes."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Boy pilot.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

A Space Walk

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Life in the fastest lane.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'