Future Astronauts Pillows

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Field Trip!

". . . another t-minus 60 minutes."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

Boy pilot.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

A Space Walk

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Space rocket hits a star...

Their lowest cost vacation yet.