Graduation For Aspiring Astronaut Pillows

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Parking meter on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Astronaut love

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Moon Lander

Field Trip!

'Are we there yet?'

Fish Aeroplane

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Life in the fastest lane.

"Student driver."

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Space rocket hits a star...

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."