Future Astronaut Enthusiast Pillows

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Flying sauces.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Save Our Universe

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."