Wannabe Astronaut Pillows

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

Space rocket hits a star...

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Hello job security."

My First Boat

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Chaironaut

"I told you to slow down."