Future Cosmonaut Pillows

"Hmmmph! They said the Space Program doesn't have room for me!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Marry me astronaut

"Not now, Oliver."

Save Our Universe

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Siri, find oxygen."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut love

A Space Walk

Newborn Cosmonaut

Learner Driver

Field Trip!

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Are we there yet?'

First Contact

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Climbing to the moon...

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'