Cosmonaut Pillows

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

Space bee

Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.

The First Black Man on the Moon

"It's always about YOU."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Astronaut

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

"Living in space makes you grow taller."

Water discovered on Mars.

"I can't believe that you forgot your packed lunch!"

Marry me astronaut

Astronaut 4th

Tuba in Space

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Hmmmph! They said the Space Program doesn't have room for me!"

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

"What do you mean, you're not coming back?"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Rat Exodus

"There's an indicator that we're in deep space, now."

"Migod! We've climbed beyond gravity's pull."

Astronaut

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

Flatulence in space...

Astronaut love

An astronaut attempting to fix falling down wallpaper

"Stop farting!"

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."