Comedy Cosmonauts Pillows

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Marry me astronaut

"Not now, Oliver."

Save Our Universe

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Siri, find oxygen."

Newborn Cosmonaut

Astronaut love

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon...

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"When was your last meta-physical?"

Rocket to the Moon

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."