Cosmonaut Gifts

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.

The First Black Man on the Moon

"It's always about YOU."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Space bee

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

Astronaut

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

The Garbage Belt

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

"Food? I guess. But I think I'll miss mansplaining the most."

"Are there space-babes?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Climbing to the moon...

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Capsule airbag

Next stop: moon!

Astronaut sneezing.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.