Astronauts Gifts

'We don't have any vehicle registration, do we?'

Big Issue - available everywhere

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

Aw c'mon, still no reception!

'Now, let me explain to you exactly why your GPS isn't working.'

Chickens on the Moon

Here Was Peter

"I'm a weight loss coach on Earth."

'Not to be rude, but would you be considered a regular alien or a chubby alien?'

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

Space Cow with Space Flies.

"I'm going to take a shortcut through that black hole and save us 30,000 years."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

'War toys? — I didn't buy him any war toys!'

Space Bowl

'Oh good, valet parking.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

International Women's Day.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"