Cosmonautics Gifts

Hippie on the moon

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Boptimism

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Not now, Oliver."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.