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Hippie on the moon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."