Farm Cosmonaut T-Shirts

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Siri, find oxygen."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Planting by the Moon.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Astronaut love

Newborn Cosmonaut

A Palindrome Cow.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

Hippie on the moon

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Rocket to the Moon

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Are there space-babes?"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."