Farm Cosmonaut T-Shirts

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Siri, find oxygen."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Planting by the Moon.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Astronaut love

Newborn Cosmonaut

A Palindrome Cow.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Rocket to the Moon

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Are there space-babes?"

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."