Interstellar Farmer T-Shirts

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Planting by the Moon.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Dept. de Philosophie

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Farmer using a photo editing program

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Learning.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

Offshore Outsourcing

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

"Haven't seem 'em day day. Maybe free range lemming farming wasn't such a good idea."