Interstellar Farmer T-Shirts

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Planting by the Moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Dept. de Philosophie

Tropical Cow Tank

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

Offshore Outsourcing

When tending her window box, Mrs. Miggins tended to overdo it a bit.

'Hurry up Martha, we'll be late for the tractor beam pull.'