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"Haven't seem 'em day day. Maybe free range lemming farming wasn't such a good idea."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

The worm that churned!

Show and Tell.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Cow Pilot.

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Organic farm

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

A Protractor.

ACME Mutton Co.

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Organic Salad