Alternative Farmer T-Shirts

Celebrate the unconventional spirit with a quirky t-shirt designed for the alternative farmer. Great for showcasing their unique farming approach with humor and style.

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"Haven't seem 'em day day. Maybe free range lemming farming wasn't such a good idea."

"Haven't seem 'em day day. Maybe free range lemming farming wasn't such a good idea." mockup

"Haven't seem 'em day day. Maybe free range lemming farming wasn't such a good idea."

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The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener mockup

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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"We're odd looking but just as good." mockup

"We're odd looking but just as good."

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'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!' mockup

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

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'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.' mockup

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now." mockup

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

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The worm that churned!

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Show and Tell.

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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..." mockup

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

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Cow Pilot.

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'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.' mockup

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

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'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.' mockup

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

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Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed. mockup

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

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Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet." mockup

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

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"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..." mockup

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

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Biotechnology in agriculture

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'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...' mockup

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

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It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing. mockup

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

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Organic farm

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"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs." mockup

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

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"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them." mockup

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

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"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..." mockup

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

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"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!" mockup

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

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'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.' mockup

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

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A Protractor.

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ACME Mutton Co.

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'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?' mockup

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

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'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.' mockup

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

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"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm." mockup

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

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'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke' mockup

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

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Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best. mockup

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

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Organic Salad

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Alternative Farmer T-Shirts Collection

Alternative Farmer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for alternative farmers, featuring witty sayings and designs that celebrate their unique farming lifestyle.

Alternative Farmer Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows designed for alternative farmers—comfort meets creativity in every stitch.

Alternative Farmer Prints

Find inspiring prints for alternative farmers that highlight their passion and unconventional approach to farming with humor and heart.