Curious Cosmonauts T-Shirts

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

Hair Crop Circle

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Newborn Cosmonaut

Astronaut love

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Are there space-babes?"

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Rocket to the Moon

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"