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"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Matter vs. Anti-Matter

'There must be a lot of them behind that hill - One falls behind there every night!'

Unimaginative moments in science...

"It's another privacy injunction."

Big Bang Theory.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Then what happened?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"#BeCurious"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'