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'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Big Bang Theory.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Hair Crop Circle

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Then what happened?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Marco Polo

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."