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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"I miscounted."

"The butler did it!"

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

The Governor-General settles in.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"It's another privacy injunction."

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"I don't think you listen to me anymore Alexa."

Unimaginative moments in science...

Clay pigeon shooting

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.