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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I miscounted."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

"The butler did it!"

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

The Governor-General settles in.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"What the hell was in that?!"

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

"It's another privacy injunction."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

Clay pigeon shooting

Unimaginative moments in science...

"I don't think you listen to me anymore Alexa."