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"I died in Buffalo."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Recalculating route..."

Birds Following Witch.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Cow Pilot.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Basic economy

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Nut Bomber

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'